To My Competitors on Facebook
You know who you are.
You are on the same game board I am, but your scores are WAY higher than mine.
Every week. No matter how well I do, you go higher. I know my mouse is defective, or my hand shakes, or maybe you have a way to stop the time, think which combination will work better, and then start the time clock, so that you will get extra points, because I cannot fathom how you can win every time. By the way, what brand computer do you use? You know who you are.... don't act like I am writing about someone else. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!
While I am on the subject, I would like to get a few other beefs off my chest- and there is a LOT on it....
Would those people playing Farmville who only click the "Send ME" buttons get with the program? The game is set up so that whenever you click on the send to GIVE something, you also GET one, it is GENEROUS that way. DO NOT be afraid you will not get one, just GIVE FIRST. I think it shows a bit of trust in mankind in general if you can push the give button, and give your neighbor something, trusting they will give you a brick back, after all, folks, it's a VIRTUAL BRICK!!!!!!!
Another thing( don't you dislike this the most?)are those at the top of a scoreboard, with some unattainable high score, where no one has ever gotten even half of that score in a game, and there is that photo and score, and you try and try, game after game to attain a decent score, and never come closer. What is that? Is no one going to challenge the "King of the Hill" ? Let's all get together and storm the hill, knock them off once and for all. If we work together maybe we can get some other person in top position in that stupid game! I sure am not going to make it. I must have a defective mouse. Or the wrong computer. Right before I am going to win the stupid thing will blink and I can't enter my winning score. I am foiled!
What about those card games with lists of foreign names and unbelievable scores that we could never attain. Are those for real? If I am playing a solitaire game will I really believe someone with a weird name like that attained a phenomenal score playing that game for what had to be a week or so??? Not for real.
I do daily jigsaw puzzles. There is always a fastest time. How can 3 minutes be the fastest time for a 100 piece puzzle? My time, about 12 minutes, is considered average. What is that all about? Who can do a difficult puzzle in 3 minutes? I bet a robot does them, or they do them over and over until they are memorized. Not fair, I say!
I say we put honor into this computer gaming, and let's come up with some rules. When you use a speed mouse, list your score, with the type mouse you used. When you use a non-blinking computer, tell us the brand name. When you do a puzzle in 3 minutes, tell us if it's the first time you did it. When you play Farmville, be a good sport. Like a good neighbor, let's be friends, not aliens on this computer network.
You are on the same game board I am, but your scores are WAY higher than mine.
Every week. No matter how well I do, you go higher. I know my mouse is defective, or my hand shakes, or maybe you have a way to stop the time, think which combination will work better, and then start the time clock, so that you will get extra points, because I cannot fathom how you can win every time. By the way, what brand computer do you use? You know who you are.... don't act like I am writing about someone else. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!!
While I am on the subject, I would like to get a few other beefs off my chest- and there is a LOT on it....
Would those people playing Farmville who only click the "Send ME" buttons get with the program? The game is set up so that whenever you click on the send to GIVE something, you also GET one, it is GENEROUS that way. DO NOT be afraid you will not get one, just GIVE FIRST. I think it shows a bit of trust in mankind in general if you can push the give button, and give your neighbor something, trusting they will give you a brick back, after all, folks, it's a VIRTUAL BRICK!!!!!!!
Another thing( don't you dislike this the most?)are those at the top of a scoreboard, with some unattainable high score, where no one has ever gotten even half of that score in a game, and there is that photo and score, and you try and try, game after game to attain a decent score, and never come closer. What is that? Is no one going to challenge the "King of the Hill" ? Let's all get together and storm the hill, knock them off once and for all. If we work together maybe we can get some other person in top position in that stupid game! I sure am not going to make it. I must have a defective mouse. Or the wrong computer. Right before I am going to win the stupid thing will blink and I can't enter my winning score. I am foiled!
What about those card games with lists of foreign names and unbelievable scores that we could never attain. Are those for real? If I am playing a solitaire game will I really believe someone with a weird name like that attained a phenomenal score playing that game for what had to be a week or so??? Not for real.
I do daily jigsaw puzzles. There is always a fastest time. How can 3 minutes be the fastest time for a 100 piece puzzle? My time, about 12 minutes, is considered average. What is that all about? Who can do a difficult puzzle in 3 minutes? I bet a robot does them, or they do them over and over until they are memorized. Not fair, I say!
I say we put honor into this computer gaming, and let's come up with some rules. When you use a speed mouse, list your score, with the type mouse you used. When you use a non-blinking computer, tell us the brand name. When you do a puzzle in 3 minutes, tell us if it's the first time you did it. When you play Farmville, be a good sport. Like a good neighbor, let's be friends, not aliens on this computer network.
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